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[singleMBucks]

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In a dystopian netherworld where bicycles no longer exist, @Firefly finds new, equally satisfying ways to get her exercise!!

 

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Where there is a will, there is a way.

 

[Ste1972]

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The coppers will never find this grow

 

[singleMBucks]

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Gregor would never tell you that his 365 christmas display was an attempt to cover-up his real Batman identity...

In truth, Gregor wanted everyone to think he was Batman...

Gregor isn't Batman...

In a recent 'What Superhero are you really like' survey, Gregor was voted as "a mince pie" !!

 

[singleMBucks]

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[Firefly]

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When you join a renovation house swap TV show...
"Why does this always happen to me?"

 

[Firefly]

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Producer: You see, the board slots in on top like so and Presto!
Head Carpenter: Presto what?
Producer: Just a minute.

 

[singleMBucks]

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Evening Checklist... put tools away... change into skimpy leather outfit... invite his parents round...

 

[Ste1972]

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Jjjjeeeeeeezzzz don't you dare come near me with that drill... however if you have a paddle handy

 

[singleMBucks]

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He knew she was kinkier than her prim school-teacher image suggested...
He knew he could coax it out of her somehow...
He knew he shouldn't have cheated on her...
He knew he shouldn't have fallen for the "just try it out for fun" line...
He knew he would never live this down...

What he didn't know was... she was next-door right now, setting up a video camera from an upstairs window, and borrowing a jar of marmite and their pet doberman!!

 

[singleMBucks]

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[Adie]

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All you can eat buffet. Bring a bottle

 

[Magicminx]

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OK guess where the egg is.

 

[singleMBucks]

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She had been planning this for years... her first mother/daughter chat about men, sex, and how babies are made !!

 

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[Ste1972]

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Help me nurse I think that I have a groin strain that needs kissing better

 

[Magicminx]

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Shall we rub crotches.

 

[singleMBucks]

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Her mother had told her not to go off with dark strangers... but this one had to be worth the risk...!!

 

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