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[Adie]

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Conjoined by the nose the twins oppionions on which century they lived in differed dramatically.

 

[singleMBucks]

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Meetings with uncivilized, primitive cultures were always difficult... especially when they wore such laughable hats !!

 

[singleMBucks]

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Grandpa knew the times were a-changin... but he'd soon shut that precocious grand-daughter up when he got his patent for the 'Sheep's bladder flesh-light' and horse drawn vibrator !!

 

[singleMBucks]

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"Gynae examinations have certainly changed," she thought..."there was only one nurse last time...!!"

 

[Adie]

 

[singleMBucks]

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"She posed for me in painted-on seams...." {mis-heard lyrics..!!}

 

[Magicminx]

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Seams to be heading in right direction.

 

[Adie]

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You still up for the fishnet body stocking after this photo shoot?

 

[singleMBucks]

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It all started so well... great idea to paint on seams... good artist, steady hand... but the brush tickled, and then she farted !!

 

[singleMBucks]

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[Magicminx]

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Hate being married to a farmer.. Keeps testing his new equipment on me.

 

[singleMBucks]

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Being the first woman on the construction site, she knew she would be treated a little differently. But still, like all the apprentices, she was sent to the stores for "A long wait" tut !!

 

[Flexi12]

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The stand-off between Russia and the UK is intensifying.

 

[Flexi12]

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"Power to the people, Comrades!"

 

[singleMBucks]

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[singleMBucks]

Dweezil Crapper, great-great-great-great-grandson of Thomas, inventor of the flushing toilet, was trying very hard to keep up the family tradition and name... here he is trying to patent his first She-Wee device...

 

[singleMBucks]

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One way or another she was gonna get him up the aisle ahead of her...

 

[Firefly]

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She: Okay, I went a bit overboard with the couples jumpers. I'm sorry.
He: You see this way everyone will see how strong our bond is and what a cute and with it couple we are.
She: I said, I'm sorry.