Caption my pics

spicytuna

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I feel like a troll today - the puffy lips, fake tan, so much coverup you can't see any natural embellishments, bleached hair and dark eyebrows just look like every other fake tarty 30 year old gypsy. Probably good for a one night stand or a guy that simply wants a dim whitted trophy to do as she is told and most of the previous comments on here show you can have your pick of shallow young men for the first and desperate old men for the latter so i am definitely in the minority at thinking the following captions apply:
1 - A passenger through life looking like a chic Pinterest board with zero budget
2 - Serving 'boho chic' and hoping the background magic rubs off
3 - Fuck me, I'm cheaper than a Bratz doll.
 

Howieqwerty

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I feel like a troll today - the puffy lips, fake tan, so much coverup you can't see any natural embellishments, bleached hair and dark eyebrows just look like every other fake tarty 30 year old gypsy. Probably good for a one night stand or a guy that simply wants a dim whitted trophy to do as she is told and most of the previous comments on here show you can have your pick of shallow young men for the first and desperate old men for the latter so i am definitely in the minority at thinking the following captions apply:
1 - A passenger through life looking like a chic Pinterest board with zero budget
2 - Serving 'boho chic' and hoping the background magic rubs off
3 - Fuck me, I'm cheaper than a Bratz doll.
Like what you've said and how you've said it
 
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