Best opening line of a song

[Bukowski]

But I am a bag full of dismembered penises

 

[Snoopy05]

Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn't get a ticket, it was a sold out show

 

[BBW1986]

Just a perfect day
Drink sangria in the park
And then later, when it gets dark
We go home

 

[BBW1986]

Don't ask me, what you know is true
Don't have to tell you I love your precious heart

 

[BBW1986]

She ain't got no money
Her clothes are kinda funny
Her hair is kinda wild and free

 

[BBW1986]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste

 

[BBW1986]

My favourite so far...

 

[Snoopy05]

Don't ask me, what you know is true
Don't have to tell you I love your precious heart

I , I was standing . You were there .

 

[BBW1986]

I , I was standing . You were there .

You're a bloody fibber. You stood me up!

 

[Bukowski]

I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go
People know the part I'm playing
Paid for every dance, selling each romance
Ooh, what they're saying

 

[Ana-marie]

I used to be scared of the dick,
Now I throw lips to the shit, handle it like a real bitch

 

[Bukowski]

Some say love is a burning thing
That it makes a fiery ring
Oh but I know love as a fading thing
Just as fickle as a feather in a stream
See, honey, I saw love,
You see it came to me
It puts its face up to my face so I could see
Yeah then I saw love disfigure me
Into something I am not recognizing

 

[LovesToLickYou72]

A lovestruck Romeo, sings the streets a serenade
Laying everybody low, with a love song that he made
Finds a streetlight, steps out of the shade
Says something like, "You and me babe, how about it?"

 

[Snoopy05]

Went down to Santa Fe, where Renoir paints the walls
Described you clearly, but the sky began to fall

 

[Snoopy05]

I know it's out of fashion
And a trifle uncool
But I can't help it
I'm a romantic fool

 

[Snoopy05]

Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all

 

[Professor_Woland]

I don't give a fuck about the past, or glory days gone by. All i care about right now is that wee mole inside your thigh.

 

[Enigma47]

Sup up your beer and collect your fags

 

[Snoopy05]

Her name was Lola, she was a show girl

 

[Vimto74]

Carry on, my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more