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Aphrodisiac of choice. I can't deny oysters, even though I fucking hate the slimy fuckers. Also fugu, pufferfish.
Ginko nuts and figs are pleasant ones.
 

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With you on the oysters would it be erotically charged if we’re both gagging? Pufferfish contains toxins I believe so bit like playing Russian roulette so I hope he or she is worth it.
 

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With you on the oysters would it be erotically charged if we’re both gagging? Pufferfish contains toxins I believe so bit like playing Russian roulette so I hope he or she is worth it.
I would only eat it prepared by a licensed chef. Haven't got the kidneys for DIY fugu.
 

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Any good kidney recipes ladies, perhaps devilled since it’s just about still Halloween washed down with fava beans and a good chianti?
 

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Why is it that when going out for a pleasant pub dinner women always seem to say I can’t have chips the proceed to eat most of yours
Then couldn’t possibly eat a pudding on their own so winsome say shall we share one?
Well predict what happens next Venus is stuffed to the gunnels and Mars is still
 

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I have posted elsewhere on this site how I have become attracted to a local young mother who I often see wearing a shiny wet look Leather mac and is now the subject of a lot of my masturbation fantasies, but a few days ago when we had heavy rain she didn't wear it when I wanted and needed her to. Instead she wore a short Cagoule. She still looked gorgeous but when she got back to her home she would have been soaked..So Ladies two questions. If you have a shiny wet look mac you surely wear it when it's raining don't you?..Why do you think she didn't?..
 

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I have posted elsewhere on this site how I have become attracted to a local young mother who I often see wearing a shiny wet look Leather mac and is now the subject of a lot of my masturbation fantasies, but a few days ago when we had heavy rain she didn't wear it when I wanted and needed her to. Instead she wore a short Cagoule. She still looked gorgeous but when she got back to her home she would have been soaked..So Ladies two questions. If you have a shiny wet look mac you surely wear it when it's raining don't you?..Why do you think she didn't?..
1. Perhaps she didnt check the weather report.
2. It may be wet look but that doesn't mean it is effect rain gear. (Unfortunately, fashionable items rarely are)
3. Maybe she wanted a warmer, slightly bulky underlayer that isn't comefortable with the mac.
4. Perhaps she had rain hiking or running planned after drop off, or was going to a fitness class where the lockers dont fit the mac, or was going to the supermarket
5. Perhaps she was annoyed my pervy daddies making lewd comments or putting up with uninvited gazes when she wears her mac
6. Perhaps it was Tuesday
7. maybe the mac suffered some heartbreaking tragedy involving an iron and a pair of scissors....

But most likely she did it to interfere with your fantasies. That's usually why I do shit things like that. ;)
 

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Why is it that when going out for a pleasant pub dinner women always seem to say I can’t have chips the proceed to eat most of yours
Then couldn’t possibly eat a pudding on their own so winsome say shall we share one?
Well predict what happens next Venus is stuffed to the gunnels and Mars is still
Chips are the perfect balance of salt and oil. Especially when there is nothing to distract the mind otherwise, it is very difficult to shutdown the compulsion to continue eating them once started. I recommend, if you don't want to share your chips, to eat alone or be so interesting that no one notices your chips.

This advice also goes for a poorly shared pudding...if there is something more interesting than dessert.
 

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Chips are the perfect balance of salt and oil. Especially when there is nothing to distract the mind otherwise, it is very difficult to shutdown the compulsion to continue eating them once started. I recommend, if you don't want to share your chips, to eat alone or be so interesting that no one notices your chips.

This advice also goes for a poorly shared pudding...if there is something more interesting than dessert.
 
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Has any ladies on here been involved in urethral sounding before, using silicon or metal devices like plugs, cum stoppers, e-stims, glass straws for sperm extraction etc etc?

How was your experience?
Any tips on how to approach another woman on the subject or places to go for said experience.

I often fantasise about spending a long period of time with a woman going through tons of foreplay experimenting and pleasing each other with touch and other stimulation to prolong the climax with edging and such.. I imagine after a long time of edging and denial I'll enjoy it if the lady stimulates my prostate and sucking all the sperm out of my testicles through a straw instead of just wanking it out of me normally.
 
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