Aching, fantasising, wanking, boring!

[AchingChris]

I'm great at wanking!! Although the novelty does wear off. Not so good at starting conversations though? maybe I should say I am hung like a donkey and will make you cum endlessly for hours, but maybe this is another fantasy of mine? Any walking tips greatly appreciated

 

[Magicminx]

Just pull the fucker

 

[AchingChris]

Haha, yes, the direct approach. Thanks for your feedbackp

 

[Magicminx]

Oh u said walking.

 

[Magicminx]

Haha, yes, the direct approach. Thanks for your feedbackp

Most welcome

 

[AchingChris]

Did I? Bollocks, bloody auto correct.
But I am not bad at walking, and it is a bit boring as well, maybe I could multitasking and try wanking while walking,

 

[Magicminx]

Yes that could work

 

[AchingChris]

Oh no, didn't think it through!! Got too horny and tripped over my pants round my ankles

 

[Magicminx]

Ha ha nooooo

 

[AchingChris]

But as it happens, it's a blessing in disguise, my right hand is a bit sore, so iv switched and it's a revelation!!

 

[Magicminx]

Good job 2 hands then

 

[AchingChris]

Well I don't want to boast, 2 hands would be showing off. I am going to soothe my right hand in some ice, then switch back when it's a bit numb, should enhance things a bit

 

[Magicminx]

Ooh it will go down with cold hands lol

 

[AchingChris]

God, you are good...and correct! I'm going to have to get worked up again and try a warmer approach

 

[Magicminx]

Ha ha yes.. Wrap a water bottle round it

 

[snakey37]

Just pull the fucker

lol

 

[AchingChris]

No water bottle!! Hopefully iv got some rubber gloves under the sink, fill them with warm water and improvise! I might be peeking at your pic to improve the situation

 

[Magicminx]

Oh yes gloves never thought of that

 

[AchingChris]

Haha, again not thinking of that is a good idea, these water filled gloves are very unruly, difficult to control, I need both hands to hold them, which makes it difficult to get my phone at the right angle to look at you

 

[Magicminx]

Yes that's true. Don't look too close it might put u off your stroke