A little black remote

[SamMartin51x]

So you've been dragged the lawn by your mother to a dressage show, because your mother's been helping me out and was your sat in the wholes box You see my jumper on the seat and you pick it up and give it a little bit of a smell and it smells like me which gets you a bit horny. Then as you sit back down and start rubbing your crutch area whilst sniffing my jumper a little black remote falls out the pocket of my jumper

 

[subgirlneeded]

So you've been dragged the lawn by your mother to a dressage show, because your mother's been helping me out and was your sat in the wholes box You see my jumper on the seat and you pick it up and give it a little bit of a smell and it smells like me which gets you a bit horny. Then as you sit back down and start rubbing your crutch area whilst sniffing my jumper a little black remote falls out the pocket of my jumper

I picked it up knowing what it is and I look at you as I touch the button for the first time

 

[MirandaM]

I'd rob the batteries.