3 word story

[DoubleJeez]

man that can.

 

[Justbrowsingabit]

And he did

 

[VicBhouy]

not spunk everywhere

 

[YorkshireGent]

He wanted to

 

[DoubleJeez]

(Some of) Our story so far:

A yellow paper polka dot bikini that she wore Before it tore quoth the raven As it soared between her thighs A beautiful surprise Revealing her most succulent crispy fries A euphemism, perhaps? Asked the itenerant biker, who had Just competed in a wet bikini yellow polka dotted (?)Fuck you TWAT she screamed at Mr Twat, the phantom pantie stealer who specialised in yellow polka dotted latex lingerie and ran off into the deep dark forest of deciduous vegetative trees and Came to a spoon in the Isles of Langerhans and a bowl of tepid Minestrone With extra croutons A seaman’s spume on the side Spraying wildly in Slow motion over The side of Tempting plump succulentberries to grow In the wild imaginings of unreserved The man from Delmonte said no to your ridiculous request, instead he Odd shaped turnip thrown back to a waiting juggler Who dropped the bombshell of discombobulation Aimed at diddymen the tiny handyman. Who wasn’t as handy as the Job description required He was more Hands on than man that can. And he did not spunk everywhere He wanted to...​

 

[DoubleJeez]

Verdict:
3.5/5 — A fever dream of absurdist collage, often shocking for the sake of it, but unmistakably inventive in its command of chaos.

Bravo!!

 

[Intrigueme]

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Verdict:
3.5/5 — A fever dream of absurdist collage, often shocking for the sake of it, but unmistakably inventive in its command of chaos.

Bravo!!

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Don’t suppose your available to tuck me in and read me a bed time story bring your toy lol

 

[Intrigueme]

But had runout

 

[DoubleJeez]

Don’t suppose your available to tuck me in and read me a bed time story bring your toy lol

While I cannot quite believe I am turning down your invitation, I fear that I must.
For I am the one that needs tucking in having had a bedtime story read with my toy in hand x

 

[DoubleJeez]

He was more Hands on than man that can. And he did not spunk everywhere He wanted to but had runout...

due to furiously

 

[Intrigueme]

While I cannot quite believe I am turning down your invitation, I fear that I must.
For I am the one that needs tucking in having had a bedtime story read with my toy in hand x

I wondered what the buzzing was. Hope you’ve got spare batteries

 

[Intrigueme]

Wearing tight underpants

 

[YorkshireGent]

And a wetsuit

 

[Intrigueme]

Floppy rubber snorkel

 

[VicBhouy]

That smelled like

 

[Intrigueme]

Fresh smoked haddock

 

[VicBhouy]

Which she loved

 

[Intrigueme]

To masticate slowly

 

[VicBhouy]

Sexily and seductively

 

[Intrigueme]

Relishing the salty