3 word story

[bigtallguy]

Rare antique dildos

 

[lovetomeet1980]

(One careful owner)

 

[Cazz]

Full service history

 

[Carollo]

amazed the vicar’s

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

ability to preach

 

[Carollo]

about his experiences

 

[Cazz]

On fly fishing

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

in Bonnie Scotland

 

[Cazz]

Where he encountered

 

[lovetomeet1980]

Haggis and midges

 

[bigtallguy]

Which he ate

 

[Carollo]

Before his breakfast.

 

[Carollo]

Next sentence please….

 

[lovetomeet1980]

Said the vicar

 

[bigtallguy]

Before he went

 

[Carollo]

to the pulpit

 

[crank99]

and shouted at

 

[TravellingBlue]

Mrs Mackay the

 

[crank99]

Yoga Club owner

 

[Carollo]

Who had farted