3 word story

[Carollo]

But they snapped

 

[Rightdangle1]

and bits flew

 

[Carollo]

All over the

 

[TravellingBlue]

Parish.
Just then

 

[bigtallguy]

a highly unexpected

 

[TravellingBlue]

visitor emerged through

 

[bigtallguy]

the door and

 

[TravellingBlue]

started to chant

 

[bigtallguy]

in a sexy

 

[Carollo]

But very loud

 

[bigtallguy]

Voice, the first

 

[Carollo]

Three words were

 

[bigtallguy]

Spank my arse

 

[MissD24]

Followed by, but

 

[bigtallguy]

Only if you

 

[Carollo]

You eat your

 

[Rightdangle1]

neighbour's juicy ripe

 

[bigtallguy]

Melons, they are

 

[Carollo]

So juicy they

 

[TravellingBlue]

Drip all over