3 word story

[bigtallfella]

the putrid smell

 

[Intrigueme]

Of stale beer

 

[Justbrowsingabit]

And pork scratchings

 

[Mantrucker]

Leaving the carpet

 

[Justbrowsingabit]

Quite mildly moist

 

[Mantrucker]

With a scent

 

[Intrigueme]

Reminiscent of pussy

 

[Mantrucker]

Started to drool

 

[Intrigueme]

The cat purred

 

[Mantrucker]

The cock struts

 

[Intrigueme]

The clock chimed

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

a piercing trill

 

[Intrigueme]

The cuckoo popped

 

[Mantrucker]

Out and the

 

[bigtallfella]

the time had

 

[Walks]

Just passed noon

 

[Mantrucker]

Time for a

 

[Intrigueme]

Spot of tiffin

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

, a chota peg

 

[Intrigueme]

Of Fettercairn and