3 word story

[crank99]

Feet. After all

 

[Carollo]

he did have

 

[Rightdangle1]

Particularly large hairy

 

[TravellingBlue]

toes.
Next day,

 

[crank99]

the barber came

 

[lovetomeet1980]

with a warning

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

that razors have

 

[TravellingBlue]

sharp edges.
No

 

[crank99]

toe remains and

 

[lovetomeet1980]

Blobby is bleeding

 

[crank99]

weeping and singing

 

[lovetomeet1980]

the theme from

 

[crank99]

Banana Joe, which

 

[lovetomeet1980]

made Daniel Craig

 

[Lambo187]

Audition for Pinocchio

 

[crank99]

who's in love

 

[Rightdangle1]

with the woodentops

 

[Koala]

and a few

 

[Lambo187]

Biscuit eating aliens

 

[crank99]

with glowing butts.