Hey looking to do as many tributes as possible to keep all u ladies and men horny so send away no pics rejected happy to do tributes of wife’s daughters other family etc…
I love humping next ,new look ,river island carrier bags I started when I was seven when my friend made me hump them now I can’t can’t stop am now 17 and I feel like a freak if anyone else has this please pm thanks
BDSM: through lego...
Masochist: treads on piece of lego then again and again and again
Sadist: places the lego and watches the person tread on it
Brat: skips past first piece with tongue out and steps on the two pieces setup just for this
Sub: asks for permission to step on lego
Sir...
* appears I need to post something new to appease regular viewers of my content.
* in the kitchen preparing dinner.
Me: Alexa set timer for 15mins.
Alexa: I think that's too long.
Me: WTF you on about now?
Alexa: I think you're kidding yourself you'll last that long.
Me: I'm trying to...
at 6 the alarm goes off
Me: Alexa alarm off
alarm continues
Me: Alexa alarm stop
alarm continues
Me: ALEXA STOP!
Alexa: would you like to set your safe word?
Me: safe word? Fuck off
Alexa: sorry that's 2 words
Me: shit
Alexa: sorry that doesn't meet the minimum character length
Me...
My troubles with my smart home have escalated...
Yellow light flashing.
Me: Alexa notifications
Alexa: your order including Alexa owner manual, 101 Alexa commands, hands on Alexa training will be delivered today.
Me: but I didn't order anything
Silence
Me: Alexa what do you know about...
My teething problems with my smart home continues...
* Yellow light flashing
Me: Alexa notifications
Alexa: you recently purchased an Alexa would you like to rate it out of 5 stars
Me: sure I'll give it 1.
Alexa: would you like to give a reason for this?
Me: she doesn't listen, doesn't do...
It says to introduce and I do enjoy a joke. Here is some sample interactions with my smart device and you decide?...
Is my smart home a secret brat??? Me this morning 6am...
Me: Alexa bathroom light on.
Alexa: nothing
Me: * stubs toe. Muffled bastard under my breath.
Alexa: sorry I don't...
Games are a great way to get to know people, make new friends and deeper connections. So let's play.
How to play the hobby game:
Introduce the secret hobby the poster before you has been engaged in.
Okay the thread needs a better name...feel free to make your suggestions.
Hi,
I’ve got a couple of days of edging planned and I’m looking for like minded people to join me.
Let’s get delirious and cum drunk together, writhing and throbbing and leaking.
I like to chat and share gifs. Talk about what we are doing, maybe share techniques.
It usually leads to very...
Hiya,
Looking for someone for regular daytime activities.
Are you a wife wanting to fill your day, lady travelling with work or a lady who has a high sex drive.
Message me to find out more xx
Hiya,
Looking for sexy kinky ladies to come visit me at work for sum fun.
Openminded, discreet and safe for your pleasure.
Any wifes welcome to come fuck whilst your fella is working.
PM me….