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Love them Do you enjoy TV

I didn't miss the e

Grope me

Where in the south west

Granted you now have free unlimited delivery of mouldy foods I wish that Donald trump explodes

Granted you now don't have to worry your day is planned out efficiently so you only have two 5 minute breaks a day I wish that I had more free time

Orgasm with me

No Do you like banoffe

Sexy as hell I like glasses on a lady when having fun x

Granted you are now a dolphin so you can catch all the fish you want I wish to have the super power of my choice

No I tend to just cum on the face or chest Do you study people when out and about

Granted you're a llama I wish I could cure the common cold

Na I'm to lazy for that Do u eat cake

No old age and memory have stripped that ability Do you wear matching socks

No he's a douche Do you smell like bacon

That makes one xx

I'm bi not openly camp Do you like apples

Granted it self cleans with a poo covered cloth I wish I were invisible

Y E S Do you do the do

Granted every team lost their matches due to a freak thunderstorm I wish I had a huge appetite for sex