I'm sure you'd have me moaning loudly enough to hear two doors down, like that.
Always struggled to cum to a blowjob, though. I'm definitely a challenge.
See, I'd make you call *yourself* a cunt. Then break you, so that, back in the real world, you have to think before answering 'cunt' if someone asks you name.
Granted. However, it is so neat, that it is now only visible through a microscope. You try to get help, but nobody can read the forms you filled in
I wish I could enter the Olympics.
Welcome to Hell! Sadly, the air conditioning has been broken since the dawn of time, but may I recommend a walk in the flesh mountains?
I wish I were worshipped like a god.
Fuck, how long have you got? I don't really have a 'type' - I've fancied the fuck out of everyone from waifish 20-somethings, to husky-voiced married women well over 50. From slender and easy to throw around, to curvy with plenty to grab, to gym girls who could probably bench me.
That said, I...