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  1. Alf_Hucker

    Actual vs Ideal Breast size

    she says to each breast as her titsshenslingen is removed
  2. Alf_Hucker

    ever been in 2 minds??

    ignore the x's as i was multitasking
  3. Alf_Hucker

    ever been in 2 minds??

    can never go wrong with chorizo xx
  4. Alf_Hucker

    Actual vs Ideal Breast size

    we are talking doris sag, rsj at least for support
  5. Alf_Hucker

    probably the worst wank EVER???!!!

    depends if i shut the blinds or not
  6. Alf_Hucker

    ever been in 2 minds??

    i'd go for the chorizo
  7. Alf_Hucker

    Actual vs Ideal Breast size

    do saggy ones come in various cup sizes?
  8. Alf_Hucker

    the MOST erotic

    your moustache
  9. Alf_Hucker

    Fun

    i need somewhere safe to park the van
  10. Alf_Hucker

    Ladies, Modelled before? No? Want to?..

    damn now have to look for decapitated heads when mowing the lawn
  11. Alf_Hucker

    Submissive Female Looking For Dom/Dommes

    i'd make you wash my van so i can carry on being a cunt elsewhere
  12. Alf_Hucker

    probably the worst wank EVER???!!!

    so glad i've years of experience (on my own)
  13. Alf_Hucker

    Hi all newbie here

    thursdays is vegetables and bikes night
  14. Alf_Hucker

    Help

    how dare you hack my cloud
  15. Alf_Hucker

    bumgasms

    ahhh bacon buttygasms almost up there with mashgasms
  16. Alf_Hucker

    Just out of curiosity...

    look for the ones that appear cheerful and they'll be the unmarried ones :D
  17. Alf_Hucker

    so bored

    is there a L missing there?
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