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caught my eye, and my mind was on bacon

just the one issue:P

careful, she collects them to fill the holes on her wallpaper

wheres my pen?

9 :eek: allegedly

ermm aye, it was a shitty few days

10 chatting 11 pming anyone in desperation and 152 lurking

working on a third attempt............allegedly!

was that due to the beast from the east or storm emma?

a few red bulls should give enough energy to do it yourself ;)

might prefer the clyde, or the thames etc

such charm

get a sense of humour and stop thinking with your penis 24/7. I have a brilliant life ta

whipped light fluffy mash?

I only have cat, so dogging maybe awkward :(

ah ermmm er

oh and my own crap spelling

Like needing a shit at a customers house then it wont either flush, stinks worse than doris's false tooth or theres no bog roll

after enough vodka, i dont think it matters what it tastes like, after all, many drunks think a kebab is tasty from the crappest of takeaways

ruddy united fans