Stretchit

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  Stretchit

• Yesterday at 2:38 AM

Coming up from Bucks to Scotland in July for a weekend to do some personal stuff with relatives, may have some spare time for a nice lady who fancies joining for a drink and who knows.

Also day 44 of no ejaculation. That is all, lol.

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  Stretchit

• Apr 30, 2026

Lovely joining the old man and his partner for a beer in the sun on his birthday.

Hopefully all you chatters are making the most of this glorious weather while we have it.

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  Stretchit

• Apr 23, 2026

Another glorious day, perfect weather for outdoor naughtiness. Ladies, where are the summer dresses?

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  Stretchit

• Apr 6, 2026

Well the birthday could only be made better with having a nice lady squating on my face.

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  Stretchit

• Apr 4, 2026

Any ladies getting covered in melted chocolate and whipped cream this weekend?

Happy Easter.

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  Stretchit

• Mar 21, 2026

Lovely moon tonight, oh where for art thou lady doth sit on my face?

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  Stretchit

• Mar 21, 2026

Ladies, is it time for the summer dresses yet?

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  Stretchit

• Mar 18, 2026

Any lady fancy a good licking, send me a message. Tongue is desperate lol.

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  ellen00

• Feb 19, 2026

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  Stretchit

• Feb 15, 2026

Going back through a lot of threads from when I first joined here nearly 4 years ago, re experiencing a lot of enjoyable pictures and moments with so many good people it's a shame some aren't as active as they used to be or logged on in so long.

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  Stretchit

• Feb 14, 2026

On that note, being a single pringle as always I'm going to the pub for a beer and watch the rugby. Come on England.

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  Stretchit

• Feb 14, 2026

All you single ladies, don't worry someone out there appreciates you.
Have some flowers.

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  Stretchit

• Jan 25, 2026

Hello chatters. I'll try to keep it brief as I know I normally write essays in messages.

With great sadness my mother was collected by ambulance from home to have a short respite in a hospice on Christmas eve, while in their care she declined quite rapidly and passed away on Friday morning.

Just to say I'll be busy and not really on here, take care much love.

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  Stretchit

• Jan 21, 2026

Hey chatters, really depressing time at the moment.. will probably be too busy to come on here but I'll try and come on if I feel like it. Take care, much love.

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  Stretchit

• Jan 11, 2026

Evening chatters. Stretchit here. I was previously Juxtaposed which was Stretchit prior to that. In case it matters to anyone.

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  Stretchit

• Jan 11, 2026

@OMFG Thanks for deleting my profile when I didn't ask (Juxtaposed)