Stretchit

Stretchit

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    Happy Friday all you sexy chatters, hope the day is going well and everyone has a great weekend.

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    In a couple of hours
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    Koala
    Whats on your menu? I can be there for lunch :-D
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    On the specials. Beer battered haddock, Beef Boogy, swordfish steak, lamb n mint pie, beef lasagne, Mexicana burger, liver n bacon, salmon n chive fishcakes.
    Stretchit
    Another Friday, another lovely day.

    Hope everyone is making the most of the good weather.

    Have a great weekend chatters.

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    Adie

    A Helping Hand

    We use them everyday but all our hands are different shapes and sizes. This is a thread to post pics of your hands, no matter what they’re doing. Here’s a start; Let’s shake on it
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    There's the link. Scroll to post #13. All the best
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    @Adie I knew I could rely on you, you didn’t have to but thank you. Have a good evening mate.
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    My pleasure, all the best
    Stretchit
    Well it’s Friday once again, have a good one and a lovely weekend all you sexy chatters.

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    Pennfest 2023 Noel Gallagher and the high flying birds.

    Stretchit
    Well it’s Friday again, hope everyone has a lovely day and gets off early to enjoy a well earned drink. Have a great weekend!

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    Happy Friday all you chatters.
    I’m off for a four day weekend, might not be on here much. Have a great weekend and enjoy the lovely weather. Peace n love.
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    Better yet, join the party. The more the merrier.
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    sparky54
    Hey I do like a weekend away, third wheeling let me think but very kind of you
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    sparky54
    Can this lady be trusted with 2 men lol
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    Hi hot lobster
    xxx
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    Well hello there :)
    How are you doing Mari?
    As for your question on the other comment, I do receive notifications if you tag me or post on my wall. Hope you’ve had a nice day. x
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    Hi lobster
    Let's plan that date in Corfu
    Have a great day!
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    Well hello and good morning to you gorgeous. Yes let’s go. Hope you have a wonderful day too.
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    Let’s go to Greece!
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    That's a bit out of nowhere Mari, not going to ask me to go for coffee first? ;) liking the suggestion and spontaneity. I'm not quite sure but I think I'll be heading out to Corfu the end of April.
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    We’ll have the coffee in the airport. Then straight to Crete. I’ve been dreaming about moussaka ever since the Greek song you posted.
    See ya in the airport tomorrow morning!
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    You could just put some aubergine in your lasagne, but that wouldn't be as fun. I'm only 20 minutes away from Heathrow, greek food is delicious.
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    No tequila today or anything alcoholic haha, just a nice cup of tea and a snuggle on the sofa followed by a good warm rub down and spooning would be great.
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    You’ve got cold pizza and cookies. That’ll get you everything you want:p
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    Yes, yes it will.
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    Woke up horny as hell, if only I had a partner sleeping next to me I’d wake her up with my head in between her thighs or a kiss on the neck and a stiff spooning from behind.
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    Horny as hell, I’d kill to eat some pussy right about now, any lady’s fancy some dirty talk and masturbating together, message me.
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    I’m on holiday, single, I was drunk, don’t ask don’t get. Did ask, didn’t get. Still having a good holiday, thanks for your positive contribution. Have a nice day, peace n love.
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    Well I can safely say I do the same, I mean well. I’ll guess you know I’m near reading, when I’m back if you ever need some attention just ask ;)
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    Just out in Corfu, anyone else flown out want to meet up for a drink?
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    Currently having a swift one in Dirty nelly's irish pub, Ipsos
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    Stretchit
    Very nice Adie. I was in Christina’s bar on the beach up in Roda, cheers
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