I had been promised a job at a balloon factory, but I was let down
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I went for a job at the inland revenue, but it was too taxing
If all the world is a stage and everyone in it has a part to play.....who or what is the audience watching?
I went for a job lighting fires, but they wanted a brighter spark
I am alright now, but i use to have a problem where I never finished my senten............
I had a job as a photograph, but it was over in a flash
I spent the night on the tiles the other week, was repairing my roof and someone nicked my ladder
I had a job at a bakery, but i just loafed about
I went for a job in a garden centre, thought I would set down some roots but it was too seedy
I use to work with horses, it was a stable job but the boss was a real mare
I went for a job in a snooker Hall, but it was a load of balls
I went for a temporary job at a pie factory, but apparently i was just filling in
I went for a job at a desserts makers, but it was just a trifle of a role
I was going to create a board game, but I heard someone already has the monopoly on that
I was thinking of becoming a boxer, apparently its a thumping job
I was looking at going for a job with a submarine maker, but the company did not look bouyant
My butcher wanted to have a bet with me that he could reach the meat o the top shelf. I said no, the steaks (stakes) are to high
I went for a job as a steam engine restorer on a railway, but it was just plain loco
I went for an interview as an attendant in a small Scottish lavatory, it was a wee job (read in a Scottish accent)
Life can change in the blink of an eye and then all you crave is a kind word and a hug -
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