I was thinking of precisely the same story -- more importantly, do you realize you may now rank as the only person in the entire history of UK Chat to deploy the word "Dick" in a non-sexual context?
I'm an older (I like to think) gentleman, based in Bournemouth but with a place in London also, comfortably wealthy and with a penchant for the smile on a young lady's face when she's given nice things or taken to nice places.
If you're interested in letting me put that smile on your face...