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    Jokes, any will do

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    What are your favourite fetishes?

    First, I like to cover myself from head to toe in Tesco 'Basics' Margarine, then roll around in uncooked porridge oats and hulled sunflower seeds. Then I go and stand naked on Blackpool Promenade. It really pulls the birds :rolleyes:
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    Under the covers

    Never imagined I'd ever approve of a Pulp cover (love them) - but that was really good :eek:
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    My (the) last two start your (the) next one

    Admirable
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    True or False

    It's been absolutely fantastic! TNP also sometimes forgets that they really should wear a hat out
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    Jokes, any will do

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    Keep one junk one

    Emotional Deficit
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    3 word story

    an annoying headache
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    First Thing You Think Of

    Baseball bat :mad:
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    First Thing You Think Of

    Brilliant!
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    Why I Share My Bedpage Story Publicly

    On Friday afternoon I became vaguely aware of my little toe-nail scratching the toe next to it. After reading the listings carefully and trusting the review ratings I ordered a set of nail clippers. My little toe is no longer scratching the toe next to it. I felt understood. I felt cared for...
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    Curious...fantasies?

    When I was young, I fantasized about being married (sex on tap - or so I thought). When I was married, I fantasized about getting divorced (autonomy). After I was divorced, I fantasized about playing the field (mid-life crisis). After a few years (OK, a couple of decades) playing the...
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    First Thing You Think Of

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    38 Year Old Married Mum

    How to Make Your Brain Grow in 8 Easy Steps Co-authored by Michael Lewis, MD, MPH, MBA, FACPM, FACN Last Updated: April 10, 2024 Recent research shows that there are many ways that you can actually increase the size of your brain. For example, a new study on language ......... Having...
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