Does anyone fantasise about fucking a stranger from an FB market place ad?

[AlwaysLooking]

I often fantasise about listing something for sale on FB market place, say a exercise bike I was getting rid of, and then some attractive woman comes to have a look and try it out to make sure it's all in working order etc. Somewhere along the line, maybe via a misplaced hand as I help her onto bike or the fact she's in a skirt with nothing under we end up having hit dirty sex over the bike. Her bouncing on my hard cock as she rides, or my face between her legs over the handlebars! Anyone else let their mind drift that way?

 

[Juxtaposed]

Every day, but I don't want to get rid of the exercise bike lol

 

[AlwaysLooking]

Haha... Maybe you get to keep it so she keeps coming back

 

[VicBhouy]

Why not advertise sex toys, vibrating eggs and butt plugs… you’ll definitely get some hot but frustrated and horny ladies turn up for sure.

 

[AlwaysLooking]

I did think about it. But don't think they would get through the screening!

 

[bikermandy]

I remember selling a nice pair of miss sixty leather pants on market place. A guy messaged about them saying they were a present for his wife. He came to view them. When he arrived to my house I could tell he was very nervous. I showed him the leather pants and he seemed happy with them saying they looked like they should fit his wife. Then he asked if id just put the on so he'd have a better idea of how they looked/size of them. I popped into the bathroom and slipped into the leather pants. When I came back out he said they look great and he reckoned theyd fit his wife perfectly. We chatted about them for a bit and about the quality of the leather. I could see he was getting a bit of a semi in his pants. I didnt fuck him as he said he had a wife but after he'd left with the pants I had a look at his fb profile and I couldn't see any evidence of a wife from photos etc.
Odd way to hook up with someone but if it works....

 

[AlwaysLooking]

Surely he would/should have made a bolder move if he didn't have a wife. Or at least say I don't actually have a wife I just wanted to see you in those pants and mmm do you look hot in them haha.
Would you enjoy being hit on if you came to view a bike I had for sale? Maybe take you for a spin to let you see how it runs before giving your ass a squeeze in the garage

 

[ValinKent]

Surely he would/should have made a bolder move if he didn't have a wife. Or at least say I don't actually have a wife I just wanted to see you in those pants and mmm do you look hot in them haha.
Would you enjoy being hit on if you came to view a bike I had for sale? Maybe take you for a spin to let you see how it runs before giving your ass a squeeze in the garage

I’d enjoy being hit on

 

[AlwaysLooking]

Bet you'd dress to tease too

 

[ValinKent]

Bet you'd dress to tease too

Cycling shorts with nothing under
Tight ones showing cameltoe

 

[bikermandy]

Surely he would/should have made a bolder move if he didn't have a wife. Or at least say I don't actually have a wife I just wanted to see you in those pants and mmm do you look hot in them haha.
Would you enjoy being hit on if you came to view a bike I had for sale? Maybe take you for a spin to let you see how it runs before giving your ass a squeeze in the garage

Yeah if he was a bit bolder or smarter in how he organised to meet/view the pants he might have gotten on better.
Haha, have u a bike for sale????

 

[AlwaysLooking]

Cycling shorts with nothing under
Tight ones showing cameltoe

That camel toe would draw me like a moth to a flame

 

[AlwaysLooking]

Yeah if he was a bit bolder or smarter in how he organised to meet/view the pants he might have gotten on better.
Haha, have u a bike for sale????

Would you be interested if I did? Maybe I ride to yours to let you see it and you answer the door straight if shower....

 

[ValinKent]

That camel toe would draw me like a moth to a flame

That’s my plan xx

 

[AlwaysLooking]

That’s my plan xx

My eyes all over you as I welcome you through the door and ask if you want a test ride, trying my best not to say in my cock at the end of sentence

 

[ValinKent]

I’ll hitch the shorts up higher to exaggerate the too then

 

[AlwaysLooking]

I’ll hitch the shorts up higher to exaggerate the too then

Locking the door behind you as I adjust my bulging cock in shorts and show you into the gagrage where bike is..... You look like you know how to ride

 

[ValinKent]

Locking the door behind you as I adjust my bulging cock in shorts and show you into the gagrage where bike is..... You look like you know how to ride

When you putting up for sale and where do you live? I’ll pop round

 

[Tash5foot1]

I often fantasise about listing something for sale on FB market place, say a exercise bike I was getting rid of, and then some attractive woman comes to have a look and try it out to make sure it's all in working order etc. Somewhere along the line, maybe via a misplaced hand as I help her onto bike or the fact she's in a skirt with nothing under we end up having hit dirty sex over the bike. Her bouncing on my hard cock as she rides, or my face between her legs over the handlebars! Anyone else let their mind drift that way?

 

[Tash5foot1]

Omg I suddenly need this bike