Do you...

[Walks]

Not really

Do you have any new years resolutions that yiu have already broken?

 

[Chump]

Well bit late to the party but since it’s September yes.
Do you think you’ll bother again this year? As the financial services adverts say “ past performance is no guarantee for the future “

 

[Walks]

No gave up resolutions a long time ago

Do you think it's good to revive threads that have gone quiet?

 

[Chump]

Yes let's hope others might like reincarnation.
Do you hypothesise it could also work for dinosaurs?

 

[DoubleJeez]

I don't think so, no.

Do you want that?

 

[VicBhouy]

I don't think so, no.

Do you want that?

No… I want you!

Do you want me?

 

[DoubleJeez]

I don't know anything at all about you

Do you want to send me your CV and personal statement?

 

[VicBhouy]

No… I am a man of mystery.

Do you like mystery?

 

[DoubleJeez]

For a time, yes. In order to want you then no.

Do you get away with that often?

 

[Juxtaposed]

Never, I don't have any chat up lines..

Do you often kiss and tell?

 

[DoubleJeez]

Never

Do you want to have more chat up lines?

 

[Juxtaposed]

I'm not bothered, I'm probably corny enough without them already. So is there a need?

Do you think there's any that work?

If so please list top 5 corny lines that didn't really work but made you laugh, which is more important.

 

[VicBhouy]

Not really a chat up line… but it worked.

A few years back I was chatting to a woman in a bar who said she was studying pharmacy so I pretended to look all surprised and interested and asked her how long she had wanted to be a farmer!

She looked at me like I was a looney tune… but I left with her that night… in her tractor.

 

[DoubleJeez]

Do you ever feel like following the thread rules?

Like I do for example

 

[RedKnight99]

Not really a chat up line… but it worked.

A few years back I was chatting to a woman in a bar who said she was studying pharmacy so I pretended to look all surprised and interested and asked her how long she had wanted to be a farmer!

She looked at me like I was a looney tune… but I left with her that night… in her tractor.

Question?

 

[VicBhouy]

Do questions always need to be asked?

 

[RedKnight99]

Yes.

Do you like to rebel against rules?

 

[DoubleJeez]

Yes, Sir

Do you intend to go look at No.1?

 

[RedKnight99]

Was there before I was here, soon as I saw you replied there!

Have we hit our limit now?

 

[VicBhouy]

Like the Eagles sang… take it to the limit.

Do you like classic rock?