Real Life 'Ooo Matron' Moments

[Mickdennis]

Hello everyone, love Carry On movies (remember Carry On Up The Khyber being the first thing I ever saw at the pictures...). I thought this might be a funny topic: I was wondering if anyone had ever had any real life moments straight out of a Carry On film? My wife told me an absolute howler a couple of years back that happened during her school days and it got me thinking probably everyone has at least one classic up their sleeve!

I'll tell the saucy tale if anybody fancies a chuckle!

 

[Emeris]

When I was dating my wife her parents ran a guest house in Newquay. They were away and we were looking after the place, staying in the converted garage. After a few drinks she was getting frisky and jumped on the bed resulting in her banging her head on the ceiling and giving her a proper headache lol. Thu ending our evening of fun ...

 

[markyblue4u]

Hello everyone, love Carry On movies (remember Carry On Up The Khyber being the first thing I ever saw at the pictures...). I thought this might be a funny topic: I was wondering if anyone had ever had any real life moments straight out of a Carry On film? My wife told me an absolute howler a couple of years back that happened during her school days and it got me thinking probably everyone has at least one classic up their sleeve!

I'll tell the saucy tale if anybody fancies a chuckle!

Come on then, don't leave us hanging.

 

[Mickdennis]

so my wife says at school she was a right goody two shoes, and one morning she’s on the tube to school sat opposite a group of elderly blokes. When the oldies get up to leave they thank her for brightening their morning. She’s confused so she asks why, and apparently they said ‘Cos you’ve forgotten your knickers, love!’ and they all walked off the train!!

Turns out she’d been so flustered that morning she’d forgotten them and wasn’t exactly sat in the most ladylike way!

 

[markyblue4u]

Brilliant, did it give her a taste for flashing on the train as she got older?