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In a sangar while on guard in Iraq by the next bloke on and at the beach by dog walkers…managed to finish that one. Kielder forrest too but I carried on because I was miles awayHas anyone been caught whilst halfway through a danger wank? And if so, caught by who?
Curious as to how you could still concentrate after the interruption?I caught it when my sister walked into my bedroom unannounced. She told me I had to finish. I did, and then she told my school friends. This was very embarrassing but fun.
Awesome stuff!!!Being in my early teens I did not have any trouble at all.
The worst time being caught was by my old flatmate. I had a trick of warming up a watermelon and poking a hole in it. Nice warm and wet.
I came home from the pub a bit drunk, her an her bf were getting busy so I thought why not have fun myself.
Unfortunately pissed up I put the melon in the micro a little bit too long or on the wrong setting. I’m all hard and ready for fun, slide in,,, at first I thought it was freezing cold. Then the pain hit me! I’d just slipped into the molten inside of a melon. Of course I scream and try to pull it off, unfortunately the blisters meant I couldn’t slide out of the hole.
So my flatmate comes through so see what’s happened. In rather nice lingerie as I recall even though my focus was elsewhere at the time. There’s me blubbering away in a very undignified position. She did call me an ambulance though which was nice of her.
Needless to say I moved out shortly after the inciden