Weirdest/dirtiest thing or way you’ve masturbated ?

[plodder1]

I bought a penis pump, lubed up and pumped up to maximum, made me about 1 1/2 inches longer. Then slid it up and down till I exploded all over the inside. Really funny feeling in my cock when I came, still stayed hard for a while because of the suction

 

[askmeee]

first was hairbrush lol weirdest was wine bottle lol

I've wanked in My Step mums Panties ,My step mum I peeked on her she was leaning against wall hand up skirt rubbing her panties and pussy

 

[Amelia20]

Don't judge me, but I've used my step mum's dildo!

No judging ….I’ve used my mums too

 

[SussexGuy47]

No judging ….I’ve used my mums too

Bring it to me
We can both use it

 

[Tamtammy]

I bought a couple of bikinis from a girl on Vinted and she sent them still with a lovely little trace of how excited she had got last time she wore them. When bf saw it he made me wear the bottoms and play to add my own marks. Was an amazing session ngl. T x

 

[lesmond]

My ex used to use the mop handle

 

[starx]

Used a playstation controller on vibrate, held it to the tip until I came. Took a while but it was amazing.

 

[askmeee]

I bought a couple of bikinis from a girl on Vinted and she sent them still with a lovely little trace of how excited she had got last time she wore them. When bf saw it he made me wear the bottoms and play to add my own marks. Was an amazing session ngl. T xView attachment 142011View attachment 142012

Nice did it turn your b,f on that you wore another women's panties very horny

 

[haydn]

Don't judge me, but I've used my step mum's dildo!

hope she didnt catch you, but the question is , did you taste it afterwards?X

 

[haydn]

ive also used a budwieser bottle in my arse and wow an imense orgasm when i came x

 

[haydn]

If you want real fun with girls u need to join this website : no.love-kiss.us
Dating site full of girls waithing for you

its not some fake ass site is it like most of them

 

[Jwh]

Don't judge me, but I've used my step mum's dildo!

 

[haydn]

u can check, if u dont like it u can delete it

are you on there yourself

 

[Jwh]

I bought a couple of bikinis from a girl on Vinted and she sent them still with a lovely little trace of how excited she had got last time she wore them. When bf saw it he made me wear the bottoms and play to add my own marks. Was an amazing session ngl. T xView attachment 142011View attachment 142012

Mmmm bet they smell gorgeous

 

[Privatefun4u69]

In a hotel in Norway....had a few beers and the room had a heated wet room /shower....decided to have a wank with my legs up against the wall to see if I could cum over my face....which I did but after cumming over my face and in my mouth I couldn't stop the urge and started to piss all over myself....what a feeling...

Love love love this!!! Xxx

 

[MrsC2an]

In a hotel in Norway....had a few beers and the room had a heated wet room /shower....decided to have a wank with my legs up against the wall to see if I could cum over my face....which I did but after cumming over my face and in my mouth I couldn't stop the urge and started to piss all over myself....what a feeling...

Have done something similar with an audience, drunk, high at uni. Such an amazing feeling

 

[CarlHenderson]

Have done something similar with an audience, drunk, high at uni. Such an amazing feeling

This sounds like a confession that needs expanding… you got it in your face??? haha

 

[MAJA82]

When I was a kid I enjoyed what I called then a “panic wank”, I’d get the page 3 and start wanking in the living room when Mum would go upstairs. Never knew how long she’d be but the game was never to be caught and if I could cum it would be a bonus

 

[MrsC2an]

This sounds like a confession that needs expanding… you got it in your face??? haha

I’m not sure if it was the alcohol, whatever I had smoked or the audience but it was somehow freeing, as if nothing I would normally worry about mattered

 

[CarlHenderson]

I’m not sure if it was the alcohol, whatever I had smoked or the audience but it was somehow freeing, as if nothing I would normally worry about mattered

Wow… would love to hear more… how many lucky lucky lucky buggers were observing like?