Weirdest/dirtiest thing or way you’ve masturbated ?

[Topdilf]

Your mums lady pleaser - that's class

 

[BBW088]

Tv remote x

 

[Gla55boy]

What’s the weirdest or dirty it’s way you’ve masturbated? I’ve used banana’s put them in my ass(I was curious) and wanked using the skin which felt surprisingly good!!

Heavily into emptying a bottle of baby oil over my cock and have it ooze down my thick shaft,balls and into my ass while I’m stroking away..then,as I’m about to cum for first time,I’ll slip a finger into my slippery ass which makes the orgasm so much more intense & gets spunk spraying everywhere..love it,love being watched doing it too!

 

[SussexGuy47]

i know is super pervy....my little brothers "things"....

Want me to help U out with Doing Things...

 

[Topdilf]

I used my MIL in my arse when she was out :-O

Sorry but I've gotta judge u after reading that. I'd judge you as a naughty saucepot, pm me if you've got any further confessions, cheers, Mikey

 

[Topdilf]

once at my friends house i went upstairs to use the toilet & saw one of his mums thongs hanging on the radiator sooooo i took one of the biggest risks of my life by grabbing it, getting into her bed, wrapping it round my dick & wanking into it.

thankfully nobody came upstairs or idk how i was gonna explain any of that

Thats up there with the top danger wank mate

 

[Phantom1977]

Car trip with a buddy and his family. His much older sister was sitting next to me with packed food in her lap as the car was loaded. She dozed off and her left boob was pressed against my shoulder. I pulled a couple of tissues from my pocket and wanked whilst gently nudging her boob. Came hard and as I was wiping, I turned and saw her looking straight at my dick with a hint of a smile. I was so mortified I stayed away from her when we go to the destination. Years later, she told me she had looked for me and had wanted to watch a repeat of my performance.

 

[GLennUK]

I'm only jesting, but it might be worth a try

i hear a jar of warm liver is good

 

[GLennUK]

Car trip with a buddy and his family. His much older sister was sitting next to me with packed food in her lap as the car was loaded. She dozed off and her left boob was pressed against my shoulder. I pulled a couple of tissues from my pocket and wanked whilst gently nudging her boob. Came hard and as I was wiping, I turned and saw her looking straight at my dick with a hint of a smile. I was so mortified I stayed away from her when we go to the destination. Years later, she told me she had looked for me and had wanted to watch a repeat of my performance.

missed opportunities eh, sadly i had a former GF suggest a 3 some with her equally gorgeous friend, stup9idly it wasnt until some days later i realised what she was getting at but the opportunity was gone

 

[Robbils]

Those missed opportunities in life. All had them

 

[baby2005]

eoo

 

[marsey99]

I’ve used many things such as my boyfriends PS4 controller, my mums dildo I found in her draw, deodorant can, fake tan can, coke can, wine bottle, hair brush handle, my gear stick, and an open line bottle and the line bottle felt amazing as I was squirting the line onto my pussy, filling myself up

My x used to insert her mobile phone as i watched, then i would phone her, she loved it. Im still trying to find another lady who i can call ;-))

 

[GLennUK]

My x used to insert her mobile phone as i watched, then i would phone her, she loved it. Im still trying to find another lady who i can call ;-))

dont suppose your ex has a number

 

[GLennUK]

Either; at work, with a pen penetrating me through my work uniform, stuffing it and my panties inside me. Or humping a friend's thigh when we was in bed together. She never let on she knew what I was doing but she must have known x

I once slept wih my best mate, wasnt nice, can only imagine having a friend that wold let you do that and not give out a scream

 

[marsey99]

dont suppose your ex has a number

she went and married someone else

 

[GLennUK]

she went and married someone else

And?

 

[GLennUK]

Tv remote x

Regular or one off?

 

[BBW088]

Regular or one off?

One off x

 

[Fresco]

One off x

I would like to have seen that x

 

[GLennUK]

One off x

Not that it matters, i was curios if like me youve reid things that may or may not have worked too well, you do end to find your favourite 'things'