Jokes, any will do

[Stretchit]

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it’s clear why everyone calls me handsome.

 

[Stretchit]

A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar. It says Hot Dog $2, Cheeseburger $5, and Handjob $10.

He asks the waitress, "Miss, are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She winks and replies, "Why yes I am." He says, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

 

[Ctid]

Relate?

 

[Stretchit]

A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

 

[Stretchit]

I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Stretchit]

An old man is at his bedside praying when his wife says, "What are you doing?" "I'm praying for guidance," replies the man. "Just pray for stiffness," says the wife, "and I'll guide the fucker."

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Stretchit]

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” The man replies, “Yeah, that’s the one!”

 

[BBW1986]

100% accurate xxx

#YorkshireGirl

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Magicminx]

 

[Snoopy05]

 

[Magicminx]

 

[shambles925]

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Think you posted this yesterday @Magicminx Still funny though

 

[Magicminx]

Think you posted this yesterday @Magicminx Still funny though

Oops losing my marbles

 

[Snoopy05]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Cazz]