Ladies give blow jobs and men give flowers.....reply

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Nagromnai

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So if I give a lady flowers I get head?
 
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So if I give a lady flowers I get head?
Bro if only..what a beautifully crafted mind you have..if that was the case then...and I mean this, man would remember far more details about dates of birthdays and anniversaries etc they would be making shit up to have the reason to give a bunch and Dave the florist would have a huge smile with the Male que out the door his cashed lined pockets and always a choice of BJ offers..with a florist on every street a crude black market for rare blossoms would begin as women would grow tired of the same old daffodils and becoming more picky resulting in the collapse of the biggest economic sector, the country's of the world would be brought to its knees in a long recession with men wondering around confused chasing women with wilting petals..a huge crises would ensue with hoards of men rioting over a fresh and rare orchid that finally comes to the nations entering a period known as the war of the roses..
 

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I hav no green fingers and always manage to kill any flowers or plants so I’d say I’d much prefer a bottle of prosecco lol, and the fizz is an extra treat for you!
 
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I hav no green fingers and always manage to kill any flowers or plants so I’d say I’d much prefer a bottle of prosecco lol, and the fizz is an extra treat for you!
Prosecco is my favourite for having a treat like it with a drop of cherry or raspberry liqueur..I tend to become very randy on the stuff it's a real aphrodisiac..xxx
 
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