Cheesy Pick Up Lines

[Princess_eh]

I love a good line that makes me lol.

Okay dudes let’s see whatcha got xoxo

 

[Bigjugs]

This shall be fun..... I should quote some belters in ma Inbox Hahahaha maybe I shouldn't actually...... x

 

[shambles925]

This shall be fun..... I should quote some belters in ma Inbox Hahahaha maybe I shouldn't actually...... x

Why not ? Lol

 

[Princess_eh]

We will see which may actually have a chance to make the ladies giggle

 

[BlueSideDoc]

Oh game on!
Hey my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I wish I was cross eyed so I could see you twice...
I'm learning about important dates in history....wanna be one of them?
Do you like star wars? Bc Yoda only one for me

 

[Princess_eh]

Oh game on!
Hey my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I wish I was cross eyed so I could see you twice...
I'm learning about important dates in history....wanna be one of them?
Do you like star wars? Bc Yoda only one for me

Yep knew you would be all over this one lol.

 

[BlueSideDoc]

Yep knew you would be all over this one lol.

Are you a cake? Cause I want a piece of that
If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?
My lips are like Skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
Roses are red violets are blue how would you like it if I came home with you?

 

[Bigjugs]

Ok I quote this one which made me giggle
"Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight."
.....

 

[BlueSideDoc]

Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Blood is red cyanosis is blue I get tachycardia when I think of you!

Are you epinephrine? Bc baby you make my heart race!

 

[Morg92]

If your left legs breakfast and your right legs dinner, can I eat between meals

 

[Adie]

Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.

Can i give you a kiss?
If you don’t like it, you can return it.

 

[Odomical]

Heaven must be empty without an angel like you in it.