Worse dates ever.... do tell lol

[MzCunnyFunt]

so... most people have heard about some of the nutters I’ve met and dated and as it’s Valentine’s Day I thought we could all have a giggle and confess our worse ever date or meet...

 

[ValerieC]

You first then

 

[MzCunnyFunt]

Hahaha I wouldn’t know where to start!!

 

[Blueeyeswelshdragon]

so... most people have heard about some of the nutters I’ve met and dated and as it’s Valentine’s Day I thought we could all have a giggle and confess our worse ever date or meet...

Worst date took a girl to the cinema turms out it was where her ex worked and she only wanted to go ther to make him jealous by the end of the filme she left with her ex

 

[Princess_eh]

Hahaha I wouldn’t know where to start!!

But now you are done with that as you have an awesome dude! But man was it fun watching the ones before lmao! Loves ya Hoebag xoxo

 

[AuntyJayne]

I'll kick us off then. Around 10 yrs back had a ' date" with a black guy in his late 30s.
I turned up at his hotel as arranged to find he was nearer 60 than 40! However when we got down to filming, he was indeed "well hung", around the foot long variety when hanging semi-erect!
Unfortunately semi-erect seemed to be his full extent! Whether it was down to him not being attracted to me or some other problem, I cannot say. However it was the worst hour's filming I have ever undergone! I sucked, played with it, wanked it, hell it was like playing with a liquorice whip! But all to no avail!
In the end my cameraman got his dick out and I sucked him, this voyeurism seemed to excite the guy and he did manage to cum watching me fellate Gerry, my photographer, at least he came with a fountain of thick white spunk which Gerry did catch on film!
Taught me one important thing no matter what size a guy is, if he can't get it up he might as well have 3 inches as opposed to a floppy twelve!

 

[MrFunkyMonkey]

Worst date ever with a gal was when she brought her sister with her pure nightmare as slept with her sister two years before and had no idea they were sisters..awkward

 

[IncognitoSCN]

17yrs old dating a lovely girl for about 4 months but she wasn't putting out, she was a virgin... but every Thursday night me and the lads went to ladies night at the local nightclub, for about 3 Thursdays I met up with this married woman who wanted solid younger cock no questions ,she loved the idea of giving me the best fuck behind my girlfriends back! Me cheating with her turned her on, Anyways I told her my girlfriend would sex play but wouldn't put out and this one Thursday she showed me how to get a woman sex crazed and I fucked her properly.. she loved it and said to use that on my girlfriend so I did and bingo I had this virgin bucking day and getting more and more filthy.. chuffed with myself and full of confidence I had a couple of one night stands with another girl I met on a Saturday night and used the same sex tips perfectly. I told the Thursday night woman about her advice and getting my girlfriend fucking me properly including Saturday girl, well this made her laugh and horny so she made sure she didn't miss a trick that night. The girlfriend decided that she wanted me to meet her parents so I went around for dinner on the weekend.. Yes you guessed it Thursday night married woman was her mum and Saturday girl was her sister arrghh her Dad was giving me the once over with mum joining in, at one point when alone mum rubbing my groin telling me she wants fucking obviously mum knew I had been riding her daughter and giving her anal..everytime we were alone mum kept rubbing my cock but her daughter was doing the same under the table with her sister doing the same with dad opposite..at one point I couldn't take it and had to have a quick wank in the toilet, after dinner the girlfriend and I went to her and her sisters room but mum made her wash up! her sister comes in and starts giggling before sitting me on the bed my cock is out and she's sitting on it and riding me as fast as she can, at first I was stressed but had no chance and it was feeling to nice with us both coming quickly, the girlfriend is back kicked her sister out with her demanding to be fucked quietly while her parents were down stairs..stressful as mum kept trying to be the hostess and coming upstairs ..it got late and her husband had work early so I had to go and mum insisted on taking me back instead of a taxi..ok saying goodnight to the girlfriend and getting into the car I didn't know what to say.. silence then her mother just come out with it.. did you have a sneaky fuck with my daughter.. er yes? Nothing else was said! Getting back to mine she wanted to come in and talk, a little worried I agreed only to find out that she was jealous as hell, angry passionate and filthy sex she was making sure I belonged to her..getting dressed she quickly leaves I was completely stressed out by the whole evening and couldn't face those women anymore so I did the best for all and changed my number...

 

[ValerieC]

17yrs old dating a lovely girl for about 4 months but she wasn't putting out, she was a virgin... but every Thursday night me and the lads went to ladies night at the local nightclub, for about 3 Thursdays I met up with this married woman who wanted solid younger cock no questions ,she loved the idea of giving me the best fuck behind my girlfriends back! Me cheating with her turned her on, Anyways I told her my girlfriend would sex play but wouldn't put out and this one Thursday she showed me how to get a woman sex crazed and I fucked her properly.. she loved it and said to use that on my girlfriend so I did and bingo I had this virgin bucking day and getting more and more filthy.. chuffed with myself and full of confidence I had a couple of one night stands with another girl I met on a Saturday night and used the same sex tips perfectly. I told the Thursday night woman about her advice and getting my girlfriend fucking me properly including Saturday girl, well this made her laugh and horny so she made sure she didn't miss a trick that night. The girlfriend decided that she wanted me to meet her parents so I went around for dinner on the weekend.. Yes you guessed it Thursday night married woman was her mum and Saturday girl was her sister arrghh her Dad was giving me the once over with mum joining in, at one point when alone mum rubbing my groin telling me she wants fucking obviously mum knew I had been riding her daughter and giving her anal..everytime we were alone mum kept rubbing my cock but her daughter was doing the same under the table with her sister doing the same with dad opposite..at one point I couldn't take it and had to have a quick wank in the toilet, after dinner the girlfriend and I went to her and her sisters room but mum made her wash up! her sister comes in and starts giggling before sitting me on the bed my cock is out and she's sitting on it and riding me as fast as she can, at first I was stressed but had no chance and it was feeling to nice with us both coming quickly, the girlfriend is back kicked her sister out with her demanding to be fucked quietly while her parents were down stairs..stressful as mum kept trying to be the hostess and coming upstairs ..it got late and her husband had work early so I had to go and mum insisted on taking me back instead of a taxi..ok saying goodnight to the girlfriend and getting into the car I didn't know what to say.. silence then her mother just come out with it.. did you have a sneaky fuck with my daughter.. er yes? Nothing else was said! Getting back to mine she wanted to come in and talk, a little worried I agreed only to find out that she was jealous as hell, angry passionate and filthy sex she was making sure I belonged to her..getting dressed she quickly leaves I was completely stressed out by the whole evening and couldn't face those women anymore so I did the best for all and changed my number...

Wow lol that's one hell of a story. This was meant to be worst dates tho jot best haha what the hell was the tip she told you?

 

[IncognitoSCN]

Wow lol that's one hell of a story. This was meant to be worst dates tho jot best haha what the hell was the tip she told you?

I will start a thread called lirotica and tell all x maybe you can post a tale or two x

 

[Bouncer]

When 20 going girlfriends parents for dinner only for the sister to come too and when she walked in shitted myself as had a one night stand with her a year before lol