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Hi there everyone of you like minded filthy phookers...
I was wondering if any of you lot have any personal stories about going from zero to hero ..
What I mean is have you ever just been going about your normal day .. like shopping or stood in the queue at the Post Office, or filling your car up at the petrol station, or any other kind of mundane experience with you ending up meeting and chatting with someone who you have never met before and then ended up fucking the same day.. as mad as it sounds I have been lucky enough to have experienced this and I know that others have too...
a good few of my friends have told me stories over the years and I have to say I was always amazed by the way things happened.. with females and males involved with people who they had just met with ending up in some crazy situations.. hahaha not even knowing the other person's name and then never been involved with them again..
I have a few tales of such experiences.. I hope you will share your experiences and thoughts on the subject..
1) I was in the Birmingham Rag Market in my late teens and shopping for some retro fashion and antique clothing when she walked out of the clothing racks and smiles.. with us both checking each other we ended up in a flirty conversation.. we were both very forward and she took me back to her car which was parked in a multi storey carpark.. and I fucked her on her backseat.. and we went for a few drinks before going back to her car and fucking again with us never having any further contact..
2) years later in my early 20s I was on a single carriage train from Nuneaton to Leicester and it was a very hot summer's day, I was the only one on the train apart from a very attractive woman.. as the train approached Leicester city train station the train stopped and just sat there for ages.. the train driver was not allowed to go any further due to the fact that there had been an incident ahead of us and we had to wait for the go ahead to move on.. she said she was from Spain and she was a student at the university and she didn't know what was happening.. I explained to her about the situation and the fact it was probably a police investigation and we had to wait.. she was getting thirsty in the heat of the carriage with the sun blasting through the window and I said she could share my water.. she had a huge pair of breasts with the sweat running down her neck into her titties.. oh God it's so hot like back in my village in Spain I always get very horny for sex in this kind of heat she said.. do you have a girlfriend or not she asked.. er no I don't why do you ask do you want to fuck I said.. she shrugs her shoulders to me and said she wanted to fuck do you want to do it with me.. l was in balls deep in the back seat of the carriage and I had no idea what she was saying as she had a huge orgasm.. she was absolutely rampant and made sure she got as much dick as she could.. once the train finally got to the station she said goodbye and I never saw her again..
3) I was in my late 20s and working hard at my career in youth safe guarding.. I won't say to much more but it was a highly stressful career directly involved with the home office monitor for youth protection.. anyone who knows or was involved knew it meant that you had no time to yourself and every aspect of your life was put on hold.. I was in a meeting with some very important people in a private location based on a secluded farm.. I had been based there for nearly a year and I knew the surrounding areas and buildings very well.. I knew exactly where to go to get some privacy and chill out from my work.. an extremely heated and stressful meeting had just taken place with a very high up government official who was extremely sexy needing a place to unwind.. she asked me if I had a cigarette and somewhere near she could chill out.. I just smiled and said follow me.. ffs I have tried to give up smoking but these fucking idiots drive me crazy and I'm so fucking over worked I don't have any time to myself I hope you don't mind me ranting about it.. what about you I suppose you are in the same situation as me she said.. I laughed at her and said oh yeah I don't get a moment to think about myself shit I don't even know when the last time I had a good hard fucking.. hahaha with us both laughing and she said she knew what I was saying.. er how long until we have to be back she said.. oh not for another 45mins yet why do you ask have you got to be somewhere else I said.. she cocked her head to the side with her hands on her hips to my amazement and asked me if I wanted to fuck her in the barn.. lmao you are forward but I like it and yes let's fuck.. I took her up the wall and then from behind before returning to the office..
4) My early 30s and I had been asked to help with my friends xmas tree business.. he has a family run farm that he sells trees from every year.. he just needed another guy to get the customers orders done quickly and then out of the yard to make way for other sales.. a huge flashy range rover sport pulled up with a very attractive woman getting out.. she was clearly very wealthy and then she helped her husband to get out of the vehicle.. he was in a wheelchair.. she said she wanted to go into the field to choose a tree with her husband saying that he would wait in the yard for her to get back.. I escorted her to the field for her to have a look around.. she finally picked a tree and I had my chainsaw in hand to cut it down.. it was a big tall wide pine and kneeling in place I had to ask her to keep the branches back whilst I was cutting.. with us both flirting and giggling during the cutting and we were both very close kneeling in front of each other as the tree fell.. she was very forward with her saying that she hopes to find me under her xmas tree to unwrap on xmas day.. er sorry but the best chance of unwrapping me under her tree was now.. she quickly pulled me forward and kissed me.. wtaf I thought she was going to get us both in deep trouble.. it was cold wet and muddy but she didn't care less and she had her trousers down to her knees bent over with her ass cheeks out, I had to really make an effort to fuck her hard but she got what she wanted.. I dragged the tree back into the yard with her telling her husband that she was really happy with her choice but she had to get on her knees to help me.. pffft
5) Just last year.. I had to take my son to his friends birthday party and I decided to wait for him .. it was a couple of hours in the bowling hall and I sat down with a drink just scrolling through my phone.. I was approached by a beautiful woman who asked me if I was the father of.. and if I could help her with her car.. she told me that she had a flat tyre and she didn't know what to do, any chance I could have a look..
No problem as she lead me to her car and yes she had a flat tyre.. I looked in the boot and found the spare and I told her that I would be a little while until I was finished.. I just got on with it with her chatting away and asking me all kinds of questions about my private life.. jesus omg you are very interested in my personal life arent you anyone would think you have a thing for me I said.. I looked up to her as she began to blush er oh er well er no I er no I am single and you are a very good looking guy but er .. oh God I have been a right little slut you shouldn't take any notice of me she said.. hahaha relax and don't worry about it I'm only teasing you.. but just in case and so you know I am free to be rewarded for the help I'm giving you for the next hour or so until the birthday party is finished.. I kept my head down as I worked on the wheel change waiting for her to reply.. er you what, what did you just say to me, your free to be rewarded for your help for the next hour or so.. and what is it you think I will be rewarding you with..
I have no idea what but it is completely up to you and I don't mind what you have in mind.. she didn't say anything as I began to finish the job and put the flat tyre into her boot.. oh your hands are very dirty and oily I have some wet wipes and cleanser in the back of my car let me clean you up she said as she opened the back door to sit me down.. move up she said as she closed the door behind her and she reached for the wipes and cleanser.. cleaning my hands and I had her legs over my lap.. she was kissing me as she said phook what am I doing shit ooh omfg shit I don't ever do anything like this im such a slag I hope you don't mind me being like this with you I don't even know who you are.. nonetheless I managed to fuck her in the back seat of her car and she bought me a drink after to say thanks before we left with our kids..
I have a few more tales of random and
I was wondering if any of you lot have any personal stories about going from zero to hero ..
What I mean is have you ever just been going about your normal day .. like shopping or stood in the queue at the Post Office, or filling your car up at the petrol station, or any other kind of mundane experience with you ending up meeting and chatting with someone who you have never met before and then ended up fucking the same day.. as mad as it sounds I have been lucky enough to have experienced this and I know that others have too...
a good few of my friends have told me stories over the years and I have to say I was always amazed by the way things happened.. with females and males involved with people who they had just met with ending up in some crazy situations.. hahaha not even knowing the other person's name and then never been involved with them again..
I have a few tales of such experiences.. I hope you will share your experiences and thoughts on the subject..
1) I was in the Birmingham Rag Market in my late teens and shopping for some retro fashion and antique clothing when she walked out of the clothing racks and smiles.. with us both checking each other we ended up in a flirty conversation.. we were both very forward and she took me back to her car which was parked in a multi storey carpark.. and I fucked her on her backseat.. and we went for a few drinks before going back to her car and fucking again with us never having any further contact..
2) years later in my early 20s I was on a single carriage train from Nuneaton to Leicester and it was a very hot summer's day, I was the only one on the train apart from a very attractive woman.. as the train approached Leicester city train station the train stopped and just sat there for ages.. the train driver was not allowed to go any further due to the fact that there had been an incident ahead of us and we had to wait for the go ahead to move on.. she said she was from Spain and she was a student at the university and she didn't know what was happening.. I explained to her about the situation and the fact it was probably a police investigation and we had to wait.. she was getting thirsty in the heat of the carriage with the sun blasting through the window and I said she could share my water.. she had a huge pair of breasts with the sweat running down her neck into her titties.. oh God it's so hot like back in my village in Spain I always get very horny for sex in this kind of heat she said.. do you have a girlfriend or not she asked.. er no I don't why do you ask do you want to fuck I said.. she shrugs her shoulders to me and said she wanted to fuck do you want to do it with me.. l was in balls deep in the back seat of the carriage and I had no idea what she was saying as she had a huge orgasm.. she was absolutely rampant and made sure she got as much dick as she could.. once the train finally got to the station she said goodbye and I never saw her again..
3) I was in my late 20s and working hard at my career in youth safe guarding.. I won't say to much more but it was a highly stressful career directly involved with the home office monitor for youth protection.. anyone who knows or was involved knew it meant that you had no time to yourself and every aspect of your life was put on hold.. I was in a meeting with some very important people in a private location based on a secluded farm.. I had been based there for nearly a year and I knew the surrounding areas and buildings very well.. I knew exactly where to go to get some privacy and chill out from my work.. an extremely heated and stressful meeting had just taken place with a very high up government official who was extremely sexy needing a place to unwind.. she asked me if I had a cigarette and somewhere near she could chill out.. I just smiled and said follow me.. ffs I have tried to give up smoking but these fucking idiots drive me crazy and I'm so fucking over worked I don't have any time to myself I hope you don't mind me ranting about it.. what about you I suppose you are in the same situation as me she said.. I laughed at her and said oh yeah I don't get a moment to think about myself shit I don't even know when the last time I had a good hard fucking.. hahaha with us both laughing and she said she knew what I was saying.. er how long until we have to be back she said.. oh not for another 45mins yet why do you ask have you got to be somewhere else I said.. she cocked her head to the side with her hands on her hips to my amazement and asked me if I wanted to fuck her in the barn.. lmao you are forward but I like it and yes let's fuck.. I took her up the wall and then from behind before returning to the office..
4) My early 30s and I had been asked to help with my friends xmas tree business.. he has a family run farm that he sells trees from every year.. he just needed another guy to get the customers orders done quickly and then out of the yard to make way for other sales.. a huge flashy range rover sport pulled up with a very attractive woman getting out.. she was clearly very wealthy and then she helped her husband to get out of the vehicle.. he was in a wheelchair.. she said she wanted to go into the field to choose a tree with her husband saying that he would wait in the yard for her to get back.. I escorted her to the field for her to have a look around.. she finally picked a tree and I had my chainsaw in hand to cut it down.. it was a big tall wide pine and kneeling in place I had to ask her to keep the branches back whilst I was cutting.. with us both flirting and giggling during the cutting and we were both very close kneeling in front of each other as the tree fell.. she was very forward with her saying that she hopes to find me under her xmas tree to unwrap on xmas day.. er sorry but the best chance of unwrapping me under her tree was now.. she quickly pulled me forward and kissed me.. wtaf I thought she was going to get us both in deep trouble.. it was cold wet and muddy but she didn't care less and she had her trousers down to her knees bent over with her ass cheeks out, I had to really make an effort to fuck her hard but she got what she wanted.. I dragged the tree back into the yard with her telling her husband that she was really happy with her choice but she had to get on her knees to help me.. pffft
5) Just last year.. I had to take my son to his friends birthday party and I decided to wait for him .. it was a couple of hours in the bowling hall and I sat down with a drink just scrolling through my phone.. I was approached by a beautiful woman who asked me if I was the father of.. and if I could help her with her car.. she told me that she had a flat tyre and she didn't know what to do, any chance I could have a look..
No problem as she lead me to her car and yes she had a flat tyre.. I looked in the boot and found the spare and I told her that I would be a little while until I was finished.. I just got on with it with her chatting away and asking me all kinds of questions about my private life.. jesus omg you are very interested in my personal life arent you anyone would think you have a thing for me I said.. I looked up to her as she began to blush er oh er well er no I er no I am single and you are a very good looking guy but er .. oh God I have been a right little slut you shouldn't take any notice of me she said.. hahaha relax and don't worry about it I'm only teasing you.. but just in case and so you know I am free to be rewarded for the help I'm giving you for the next hour or so until the birthday party is finished.. I kept my head down as I worked on the wheel change waiting for her to reply.. er you what, what did you just say to me, your free to be rewarded for your help for the next hour or so.. and what is it you think I will be rewarding you with..
I have no idea what but it is completely up to you and I don't mind what you have in mind.. she didn't say anything as I began to finish the job and put the flat tyre into her boot.. oh your hands are very dirty and oily I have some wet wipes and cleanser in the back of my car let me clean you up she said as she opened the back door to sit me down.. move up she said as she closed the door behind her and she reached for the wipes and cleanser.. cleaning my hands and I had her legs over my lap.. she was kissing me as she said phook what am I doing shit ooh omfg shit I don't ever do anything like this im such a slag I hope you don't mind me being like this with you I don't even know who you are.. nonetheless I managed to fuck her in the back seat of her car and she bought me a drink after to say thanks before we left with our kids..
I have a few more tales of random and
