Whats Your Penis Name

[Rayspurs8]

Thought we could get a laugh at this, left column is the initial of your first name and right of your surname.

So whats your privates called lol. Maye the ladies could vote for their favourite.


Ive got Dangling Destroyer

 

[Adie]

I love a good game, but...
You're a bit of a prick to name your Dick.
A man's Bayonet should not be belittled with a tag.
We don't give names to other parts of our anatomy so why should a penis be special?
The chopper stick is the best leg of three and definitely should not be referred to as a dingle or dingus.
It is a hot member, so rember your manhood is not a one eyed trouser snake, Knobgoblin or Fuck puppet.
If you want to play with your joystick and beat the meat, remember it's not a Banana in your pocket.
The family organ is a lance of love!
Don't refer to it as Richard & the twins; Moby Dick or John Thomas.
It's a Phallus and should be called as such.
You may have other names for the pleasure pump if so do post below as I'm rapidly running out of alterative words for a knob.
On a final note from me.
It's all ways better to show then tell.
My gift to you is a picture of my cock.

P.s. I'm a long destroyer. Lol

 

[hornyscorpio]

Vagina miner.