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MowgliSCN
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Ever noticed a man or woman on a Saturday or Sunday morning walking back from near town after obviously having a one night stand...
Doing the walk of shame...
Ive done it...on grab a granny night at Gas Street club..waking up thinking noooo I dressed and left only to be greeted by the nieghbour I knew..eyebrows raised and moving quickly on I made my way home..in our town the locals would beep at those on the walk as they drove by..
great..receiving plenty of horn abuse my mind couldn't believe my fate..so drunk I knew not of my total shame..hearing yet another and repeated car horn followed by my name been called my mother had pulled up across the road with my sister in tow..are you ok where have you been, Sally called me and said you stayed with her last night but you weren't there when she woke and got worried...ffffuuuuucccckkkk ringing in my head and my sister smirking at me..I couldn't get an answer out..mother dearest looking at me and saying what was you doing with that old trollope, still verbally stunned Sally pulls up and approaches are you ok I was worried, thinking please fuck off my old lady clocks the situation and gets rid of her politely before turning to me and saying you didn't fuck her last night did you..you stupid idiot what's wrong with you before kicking me out of the car in disgust and making me finish my walk of shame...
Doing the walk of shame...
Ive done it...on grab a granny night at Gas Street club..waking up thinking noooo I dressed and left only to be greeted by the nieghbour I knew..eyebrows raised and moving quickly on I made my way home..in our town the locals would beep at those on the walk as they drove by..
great..receiving plenty of horn abuse my mind couldn't believe my fate..so drunk I knew not of my total shame..hearing yet another and repeated car horn followed by my name been called my mother had pulled up across the road with my sister in tow..are you ok where have you been, Sally called me and said you stayed with her last night but you weren't there when she woke and got worried...ffffuuuuucccckkkk ringing in my head and my sister smirking at me..I couldn't get an answer out..mother dearest looking at me and saying what was you doing with that old trollope, still verbally stunned Sally pulls up and approaches are you ok I was worried, thinking please fuck off my old lady clocks the situation and gets rid of her politely before turning to me and saying you didn't fuck her last night did you..you stupid idiot what's wrong with you before kicking me out of the car in disgust and making me finish my walk of shame...