GrumpyOldishMan
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As the strategies being explored on the 'Top Tips' thread become ever more advanced, it strikes me that some of the terminology may be a little confusing for wanna-be shaggers attempting to learn their craft.
So, ever diligent, I thought a Glossary of Terms used in the original thread might prove useful:
'Normal' - this is a term usually used by the 'hard of understanding' in situations where they lack the ability to either express their thoughts articulately or to understand the nuances of the issue at hand.
'VEGAN' - aggressive vegetarian, often appearing malnourished.
'hole' - a sophisticated reference to human bodily orifices, a term often used during online courtship rituals.
'catfish' - never quite been sure of a precise definition for this term, but there are a lot of them about.
'dripping' - the excretion of fanny juice. A natural and instant reaction for any female when you are pursuing them.
'blast your ass' - a statement of your intention to make love to a lady via her bomb-bay door.
'hi' - a time tested online seduction technique that is guaranteed to get your target's attention.
'horny little sex pests' - female users of the site.
'FRIGID BITCH' - any female site user who, for some inexplicable reason, doesn't want to 'talk you through one', see your weener, or meet up to act as your quivering jizz-receptacle.
Obviously this glossary isn't exhaustive, I couldn't be arsed continuing. If you are lucky, other members of the UKChat faculty will deign to add to it - so watch this space Kiddo's.
So, ever diligent, I thought a Glossary of Terms used in the original thread might prove useful:
'Normal' - this is a term usually used by the 'hard of understanding' in situations where they lack the ability to either express their thoughts articulately or to understand the nuances of the issue at hand.
'VEGAN' - aggressive vegetarian, often appearing malnourished.
'hole' - a sophisticated reference to human bodily orifices, a term often used during online courtship rituals.
'catfish' - never quite been sure of a precise definition for this term, but there are a lot of them about.
'dripping' - the excretion of fanny juice. A natural and instant reaction for any female when you are pursuing them.
'blast your ass' - a statement of your intention to make love to a lady via her bomb-bay door.
'hi' - a time tested online seduction technique that is guaranteed to get your target's attention.
'horny little sex pests' - female users of the site.
'FRIGID BITCH' - any female site user who, for some inexplicable reason, doesn't want to 'talk you through one', see your weener, or meet up to act as your quivering jizz-receptacle.
Obviously this glossary isn't exhaustive, I couldn't be arsed continuing. If you are lucky, other members of the UKChat faculty will deign to add to it - so watch this space Kiddo's.
