Bigwig_uk
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So when chatting the bad bunny has many names bestowed upon him by the chatters. One of the most popular being Cocky fucking bastard. (God knows why) Anyways it's got me thinking what other Mr Men characters we have in Chatrooms...
Mr Muscle: He's the man with the pecks, the flex, the biceps and likes to show it. (bastard!!!)
All I'll say is would you feel guilty stuffing your face with cake, wine and takeaways?
Would you like fighting for the mirror bathroom time? Didn't think so...
I feel better.
More to follow...
Mr Red (flag): he has dom/sir/master followed by by some name like brian/terry or gary. This is the man with attitude. He wants a kink dispenser and he's locked on to you. Don't question it, don't fight it. Just say "yes sir".
Mr icky: this special person has feelings (aww). Unfortunately they are directed towards their family, their family pet, their toliet.
If ever there was a case for chemical castration or with a rusty blunt knife. This guy is a candidate.
A few more Mr Men for your awareness. This is after all a public awareness service from the Domly one. (why does my keyboard keep auto correcting to Dimly?) anyways I digress...
Mr Smart: He's usually called Jason or Alex and wants you to know how genuine he is. He's just read 50 shades.
His pfp is a close up of a crisp black suit and white shirt. Unfortunately if you were to pan back little it's still got his school badge on. (Yes he's real name is Kevin, hes 25, still lives at home and he touched a girl once.)
Last 2 I promise.
Mr Wang: He's a friendly chap. Shake his hand...
* sighs. No, it's not his hand.
He has a compulsion, a sickness, a need to wang his wong out at every opportunity. He knows you want this. You've never seen its like before. It will send you into a cock induced sub space puddle.
On the plus side it reminds you to check you know where your phone and remote control is. to drink water regularly and to fucking smile!!! (why when they show their face are they so miserable)
And finally we have
Ms lipstick (technically not a man but bare with me): she's a 10 no an 11! Perfect pics, Super chilled, super hot and super horny. She loves the ladies and as such wants your lettuce.
But as the munching begins the mask begins to drop much like his voice cause ladies we have ourselves a lady dude.
Men that have given up on having a conversation as themselves and have decided to embrace their femine side in the hope of that elusive second touch.
(yes Kevin I mean you. now go tidy your room!)
Mr Muscle: He's the man with the pecks, the flex, the biceps and likes to show it. (bastard!!!)
All I'll say is would you feel guilty stuffing your face with cake, wine and takeaways?
Would you like fighting for the mirror bathroom time? Didn't think so...
I feel better.
More to follow...
Mr Red (flag): he has dom/sir/master followed by by some name like brian/terry or gary. This is the man with attitude. He wants a kink dispenser and he's locked on to you. Don't question it, don't fight it. Just say "yes sir".
Mr icky: this special person has feelings (aww). Unfortunately they are directed towards their family, their family pet, their toliet.
If ever there was a case for chemical castration or with a rusty blunt knife. This guy is a candidate.
A few more Mr Men for your awareness. This is after all a public awareness service from the Domly one. (why does my keyboard keep auto correcting to Dimly?) anyways I digress...
Mr Smart: He's usually called Jason or Alex and wants you to know how genuine he is. He's just read 50 shades.
His pfp is a close up of a crisp black suit and white shirt. Unfortunately if you were to pan back little it's still got his school badge on. (Yes he's real name is Kevin, hes 25, still lives at home and he touched a girl once.)
Last 2 I promise.
Mr Wang: He's a friendly chap. Shake his hand...
* sighs. No, it's not his hand.
He has a compulsion, a sickness, a need to wang his wong out at every opportunity. He knows you want this. You've never seen its like before. It will send you into a cock induced sub space puddle.
On the plus side it reminds you to check you know where your phone and remote control is. to drink water regularly and to fucking smile!!! (why when they show their face are they so miserable)
And finally we have
Ms lipstick (technically not a man but bare with me): she's a 10 no an 11! Perfect pics, Super chilled, super hot and super horny. She loves the ladies and as such wants your lettuce.
But as the munching begins the mask begins to drop much like his voice cause ladies we have ourselves a lady dude.
Men that have given up on having a conversation as themselves and have decided to embrace their femine side in the hope of that elusive second touch.
(yes Kevin I mean you. now go tidy your room!)
