Bigwig_uk
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So this domly bunny has been wondering what can he do to spread his special kind of kinkiness around here .
He's decided if he can't service you lovely ladies all individually he'll make for you the equivalent. Let me introduce to you the bunny 3000 exotic massager...
I have this north Korean mate with a job lot of depleted uranium fuel rods that form the core of my pleasure pole.
Not only does it have a half life of 100 years (think of the savings on batteries alone plus no more annoying cutting out at the wrong moment) but it glows (yay pretty!!!) and due to low level radiation exposure you'll never have to wax your lady garden again.
I've dispensed with multiple settings 1-10 with the wiggles and buzzing and shit. There is 2 settings off and kill. The AI I got from a Russian troll farm to model what ladies want got confused with orgasms being little deaths... All I'll say is hang on!
For the ride of your life I've added a soundtrack to play during your session. One to drown out the screams and two it will be an epic pounding so you get wagners ride of the Valkyrie to accompany your self love session.
Currently in the prototype phase I'm looking for suitable victims (testers) to take it for a spin.
He's decided if he can't service you lovely ladies all individually he'll make for you the equivalent. Let me introduce to you the bunny 3000 exotic massager...
I have this north Korean mate with a job lot of depleted uranium fuel rods that form the core of my pleasure pole.
Not only does it have a half life of 100 years (think of the savings on batteries alone plus no more annoying cutting out at the wrong moment) but it glows (yay pretty!!!) and due to low level radiation exposure you'll never have to wax your lady garden again.
I've dispensed with multiple settings 1-10 with the wiggles and buzzing and shit. There is 2 settings off and kill. The AI I got from a Russian troll farm to model what ladies want got confused with orgasms being little deaths... All I'll say is hang on!
For the ride of your life I've added a soundtrack to play during your session. One to drown out the screams and two it will be an epic pounding so you get wagners ride of the Valkyrie to accompany your self love session.
Currently in the prototype phase I'm looking for suitable victims (testers) to take it for a spin.