Supreme World Overlord

[GrumpyOldishMan]

Sat here in my mum's basement (it's starting to wiff a bit upstairs now) pondering life, love, loss, cheeseburgers, the utterances of Samuel Taylor Coleridge and World Affairs, it strikes Grumpy that the world would be a better place if we appoint a 'Supreme World Overlord' from the UKChat community.


Obviously, this would require a rigorous selection process - you know, like when the Tories selected Richi Sunak.




So, if you were to become Supreme World Overlord, what would your policies be?


Please post your policies below - or - as is often the case with my ramblings, completely ignore this thread.

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

The 1st thing I will do is pass a law forcing Supermarkets to organise their products in alphabetical order. This will immediately remove the need to wander around endlessly looking for stuff they moved just to annoy you. BASTARDS. Vote Grumpy.