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When it's 37° outside and you walk into a supermarket and the first thing you see as your eyes adjust to the dimmer light and your body to the cool air conditioned interior temperatures are cucumbers.
 

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When it's 37° outside and you walk into a supermarket and the first thing you see as your eyes adjust to the dimmer light and your body to the cool air conditioned interior temperatures are cucumbers.
Tbh I had subconsciously replaced cucumbers with goosebumps and perky nipples! ;):cool:
 

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Dragging your body out of bed at 5:30 in the cold and dark then trudge to the bathroom. Suddenly remember you’ve retired from active service and slip back under warm covers and a soft pillow. Zzzzzz
 

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Dragging your body out of bed at 5:30 in the cold and dark then trudge to the bathroom. Suddenly remember you’ve retired from active service and slip back under warm covers and a soft pillow. Zzzzzz
ermm... if soldiers are patrolling bathrooms at 530am in the morning that is quite worrying..!!
 

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Getting pinged by a motorway speed camera but no enforcement notice
 

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Having fewer speeding point on licence than 95 year old mother
 

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Find out someone is trying to surprise you, but playing dumb to let them
 

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The moment of certainty, after shaving my head, when after a couple of minutes twisting and pi$$ing about with a hand held mirror I absolutely KNOW that I haven't missed a bit. :rolleyes:
 

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Absolutely distraught England didnt make the final and what a heroic display but….Boks v All blacks the final neutrals really wanted
 

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Forgetting that you are freshly waxed and then brushing something ridiculously smooth and a little tender
 

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Watching the springboks win...again

I'm pretty certain watching them lose in 4 years in America will be even more satisfying ;) :cool:
 
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