Share your stories about sex under alcohol

[andto]

Tell us your stories of drunken sex. Perhaps only one partner was drunk? Did you like it?

 

[Doll-Lover]

Tell us your stories of drunken sex. Perhaps only one partner was drunk? Did you like it?

Not sex per se but I was definitely drunk!!

I had a trick of warming up a melon, cutting a hole in it and going to town. It’s warm wet and soft.

So I come home one evening rather drunk and my flatmates in her room with the bf going at it. I decided to do my tick and listen in. Well inebriated as I was I either put the melon in the micro too long or the wrong setting. Got into my room, nice an hard and slipped it. At first it felt ice cold, thought I hadn’t warmed it enough. But then the pain hit me!!

I’d slipped into the middle of a scalding hot melon, basically molten sugar!! Of course I scream and try to pull it off. Can’t pull it off because of the blistering. Then my flatmate bursts into my room to find me blubbering and trying to pull a melon off my lap. Thankfully her bf called an ambulance and off to hospital I went. A month of grafts and some reconstructive work. All because I was pissed