Jokes

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Evening everyone Max here x I’ve done a bit of stand up comedy and write my own jokes.

Thought I’d share a few with you before bed x

1- How do you make a Venetian Blind? Poke him in the eye.

2- my house has an upstairs and downstairs bathroom.
‘Two Loos?’
‘No Exeter’

3- Winnie the Pooh has gone on holiday.
‘And Tigger?’
‘No Barbados’

4- I used to work for the local bowling alley, however we were always on strike

5- what did the big pastry say to the little pastry as it entered the kitchen? ‘Choux’

Xxxxxx
 
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