I confess my mind was thinking this.

[malepantielover]

I shook her by the boobies
And they went up and down
And then I played the lotto balls
That kept on going around
And then her bra shot across the room
But of numbers I only got one
So again while trying to win the lotto
I ended up winning none.

 

[malepantielover]

More humour:Most keep a stiff upper lip.But my ex-wife was more thoughtful and had her lower lip engaged many times.
No I don't remember all the names.