Funny chat up lines.

[hornyscorpio]

Hello I'm interested to know what your favourite chat up line is.
Here's mine lol, sometimes it works and sometimes I get slapped around the face.
Excuse me I wondered if you could help.
My cock has just died, can I bury it in your arse.

 

[Bigjugs]

Hello I'm interested to know what your favourite chat up line is.
Here's mine lol, sometimes it works and sometimes I get slapped around the face.
Excuse me I wondered if you could help.
My cock has just died, can I bury it in your arse.

What a charmer ehh !! Hehe x

 

[Dredd51]

Ive got a knife...lest not turn this rape into a murder...must admit I aint had a lot of success with that chat up line lol