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GodofThunder
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…you think you’ve got the house to yourself, but the family change their plans, and you’re now hot and horny and have to wait…
…you’re online but your online pals aren’t, and then when you’re off they’re on…
…that the person you think is hot turns out to like the same gender and isn’t interested in you…
…you respond to a thread in horny anticipation, then realise the OP hasn‘t been on the forum for over 18 months….
…you send a message in chat but either it’s truncated as you hit enter by mistake before completing, or had stupid spelling mistakes, or was @ to the wrong user…
…you want to send a message to beat the others in countdown, but the time limit won’t let you…
…you’re trying to frame that next nude pic, but the mobile device keeps moving/slipping…
…the mobile device is shite in low light, but you can’t risk turning a light on…
…the camera click sound on mobile device you turned off, has suddenly turned back on and goes off like a shotgun when the house is quiet and the family are asleep….
... You were hard/wet, but by the time you’ve sorted out the above issues with mobile device, you’re soft as ice cream or dry as the Sahara…
let’s hear your “don’t you just hate it when…”, doesn’t have to be forum related.
…you’re online but your online pals aren’t, and then when you’re off they’re on…
…that the person you think is hot turns out to like the same gender and isn’t interested in you…
…you respond to a thread in horny anticipation, then realise the OP hasn‘t been on the forum for over 18 months….
…you send a message in chat but either it’s truncated as you hit enter by mistake before completing, or had stupid spelling mistakes, or was @ to the wrong user…
…you want to send a message to beat the others in countdown, but the time limit won’t let you…
…you’re trying to frame that next nude pic, but the mobile device keeps moving/slipping…
…the mobile device is shite in low light, but you can’t risk turning a light on…
…the camera click sound on mobile device you turned off, has suddenly turned back on and goes off like a shotgun when the house is quiet and the family are asleep….
... You were hard/wet, but by the time you’ve sorted out the above issues with mobile device, you’re soft as ice cream or dry as the Sahara…
let’s hear your “don’t you just hate it when…”, doesn’t have to be forum related.
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