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Hello, simple guy from London, would love to go on a date with a cute lady :)
 

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Why are all the gravity challenged men in London?
So many adventure possibilities.

This is also a bump. Ladies...any takers?
 

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This is a tragedy of Shakespearian proportions.
The only solution I can see is that you get your simple self on an airplane.
 

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East until you find an ocean.
There you will find a man with a tortoise shell briefcase. He will hand you a map written on tree bark which you are to read and memorize.

The map should be burned in an offering at a shrine to the white mountain.
 
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