landlord

Best place for the landlord’s cock between my tits, specially when I’m a little bit behind on the rent

So you’re the landlord and you’ve come to check your property and knock on the front door and I open it and all I have on at the moment is my silk dressing gown

So I get home from the stables all hot and sweaty from going for a ride and mucking out and I’m in my tight jodhpurs and just as I get in the front door overhead into the kitchen, there’s a knock at the front door. Knock knock as I get the front door and open it it’s the landlord and I’m...