humour

I shook her by the boobies And they went up and down And then I played the lotto balls That kept on going around And then her bra shot across the room But of numbers I only got one So again while trying to win the lotto I ended up winning none.

I recently bought a blow-up sex doll. I took it back to the shop yesterday. I said to the guy, "I blew it up and it went down on me." The guy said, "If I'd known it did that, I'd have charged you more for it." As you might have guessed by now, I enjoy a good laugh. Anybody else out there...

I kept receiving an email in spam about a woman wanting to eat her pussy. I reported her to the RSPCA. -------------------------------------------------------- I saw my ex girlfriend yesterday looking very unhappy. I asked her what I could do to make her laugh. On looking at me she said "Take...