Why is it when you only have a pair of silk pyjamas on no knickers, no bra and just a jumper on over the top of them and flip-flops is it when you bump into a group of lads at night when you’re taking the dog across to the beach for a wee just my luck
As I come out of the toilet as a group of lads walking down the corridor is one of them starting in front of me waiting for me to get there and not letting me pass