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Hello there babe, do you like the thought of me being your daddy?

I went into a shop to buy a bunch of flowers for a friend. I said to the girl behind the counter, "Could I have a bunch of flowers like the one in the window?" She said, "Sorry sir this is a circumcism clinic." I said, "Well, you have a bunch of flowers in your window." Se replied, "Well...

I recently bought a blow-up sex doll. I took it back to the shop yesterday. I said to the guy, "I blew it up and it went down on me." The guy said, "If I'd known it did that, I'd have charged you more for it." As you might have guessed by now, I enjoy a good laugh. Anybody else out there...